The Stern-Killer

purchase

2006-05-23T22:59:08Z

Go buy the new Attitude record IN STORES NOW!!!!

YUUUUP!

2006-04-04T21:15:08Z

So i put up another new song on my purevolume page so you should go listen to that if you love me, or even if you just like me a little.

http://www.purevolume.com/deadinfour

It's got a little something special about it ;)

New tunes.....by me.

2006-03-27T20:15:47Z

I have a few new songs up on my purevolume page that I've been working on over the past month or so. They're a bit more "rockin" than the previous ones, not to mention longer. But give them a shot and let me know what you think. Thanks.

http://www.purevolume.com/deadinfour

Short Story II

2006-01-31T16:32:23Z

So i'm walking down the main streets of Keene and i come across this no-kneck, shifty-eyed, playgirl readin sonofabitch and he starts "jackin my flow"...as un-hip as that is, i didnt want to start no trouble, i was just there to do the Super Bowl Shuffle...So i keep walking, trying to ignore this bahemoth bitch-face, but that mutha fucka starts followin my ass for two more blocks until i finally turn around, look him square in the face and say, "If you ain't got no business near me, then you best take your asshole-soliciting roadshow back to the dick it got shot from, got it?" So he just stands there lookin like he wants to eat my shins, so i walk up to him, less than an inch away from his face and say quietly, "Mutha fucka, Your spring just got sprung..." And i gave him a purple nurple untill he bled from the eyes and fell to the ground whimpering in pain...Since it happened, I look back on that occurence often and find only one moral that could possibly relate..................If you shell shock a nazi ghost pirate once, shame on him, but if he wants retribution for actin' like a stiff crotch, then fuck off.

Victory was mine.

Thank you.

Total Contusion

2005-11-03T15:43:27Z

Get out of my dreams you fucking waste of space!

Productive entry.........basically.

Life Muff-date

2005-10-20T19:40:12Z

I am currently getting ready for my departure for Syracuse, NY. It is there that certain Nashua juggernauts will culminate into something that the world may never see again.

I may or may not come out of this event alive.
I may or may not get a tattoo which may or may not consist of a quote from a certain hero of mine.

If i never see any of you again, then know this....

Most of you i like.
Some of you i love.
Only a few of you i'm not too fond of. ("Is he kidding? Is he kidding?") Who cares?.

Well as the infamous poet Chet Chatfield once said...

"To be without diamonds is to be without wealth, but to be without friends is to be without love."

Here's lookin' at YOU fuck face!
Lick my ass.

putawaythedope @ 2005-10-09T21:18:00

2005-10-11T01:31:40Z

If there was one thing that i would like to say now, it is that this is the last LJ post i will ever make, and by last post, i meant last ghost. Meaning the last ghost i will ever bust. Meaning busty ghosts. Meaning ghosts with big knockers. Meaning knockers is a terrible term for breasts.

Shit or get off the pot.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Someone's in the kitchen with Dina(Die-nah).

Worst song.

New girl? or New Girl(Suicide Machines)?

Good? or Good song?

Code or be coded.

Love Bombs Like Love Gods.

Worst post.

Or is it?

Max Headroom.

Machines of Love and Grace.

Alexis On Tough.

Oreo tall cake.

Buffalo chicken won-tons???

Who knew?

In Good Company.

Staying in Keene this weekend.

Third time ever.

Company.

<3

T2 tonight.

'bout tiempo.

Till next time, bide your time and drop your dimes and get your kids before they're hung out to dry by a baf of flies, droppin' thighs into the eyes of Stuart Prize, hope he don't dies.

B-M-O

Sad sad news....

2005-09-06T23:09:47Z

Bob Denver, the resilient comic actor who became a TV legend portraying wacky first mate Gilligan on the sitcom Gilligan's Island, died last Friday; he was 70.

:(

Mild Sonett

2005-08-24T03:32:17Z

goon not rocky: hey mark
goon not rocky: its jesse
LiquidGobFeekCVS: what?
goon not rocky: jesse stern man..
goon not rocky: whats new?
LiquidGobFeekCVS: fuck you
LiquidGobFeekCVS: chris osmer
goon not rocky: haha you fuck ass
goon not rocky: it really is jesse
goon not rocky: i have red hair
goon not rocky: and i used to work for mountain dew
LiquidGobFeekCVS: go eat shit
goon not rocky: already am!
LiquidGobFeekCVS: i hate you

I love my friends...

Cooler on the couch

2005-08-23T16:15:45Z

In case you haven't already, i'd appreciate it if you guys would check out some new songs i put up on my pure volume page. Feedback would be cool/appreciated. If you have already done this, then thanks.

http://www.purevolume.com/deadinfour

And oh yeah...

John Kerry, i demand that you and your pals stop sending me shit at my Keene mail account. I did vote for you, but you lost, it's over, cut the shit. Tell your chronies to get new jobs.

- Mr. Owl Katsopolis

Part Man, Part Machine, All Teacher

2005-07-12T11:02:25Z

Renaissance Art History Professor: Syracuse University

- Learn, or BE learned! -

Forgotten Forgiveness

2005-06-27T18:33:58Z

Helllo

This purevolume site for Kincaid is approved and open for listening/downloading. So go listen to the one song we got on there. I'd appreciate it quite a bit.

http://www.purevolume.com/kincaidnh

In other news:

JMC = Worst Dude Ever

Chain choker...

2005-06-23T15:50:45Z

Ok so the band i'm doing with Jeff-Ro and Corey-Ho finished recording our first demo. We'll spruce(say spruce?) it up later when we get everything done, but for the time being i suggest that you go and check it out at:

http://www.purevolume.com/kincaidnh <-- Not yet approved

http://www.bandspace.com/Kincaid <--Approved I believe

The Bandspace site plays the song in crappy lo-fi unless you download it, which i think you have to pay either 17 or 71 cents for. Stupid.

We're still in need of a bassist and a singer, so anyone interested should contact any of us.

ALSO:

"I hate you, then I date you..."
"Last year's cum, all yours!"

- Spanish Temper

Short story......

2005-06-22T20:38:59Z

Me - "Get out of my ass!"

Poop - "Plop!"

I think his name was Kadunk?????

2005-06-01T18:58:33Z

I'm back, and you're excited about it. Face it, LJ is going down, anyone who still reads this should leave me a message just to let me know if people still read it.

I guess i'll update you all on my current life:

- I'm currently on a big work out/eat better kick. It's the most motivated i've ever been in this area and i feel a lot better because of it.

- I am a single man once again, but it was a good run, and i don't regret a thing. The ending was a mutual decision and luckily we're still best friends. It bums me out when i think about it too much, but we both know it's for the better, and i'll live.

- I'm back in Natick working, alone this summer, but it's alright, the days seem to fly by.

- I'm still writing my own mostly acoustic stuff which you can listen to at http://www.purevolume.com/deadinfour .

- I'm playing guitar in a band with Jeff on 2nd guitar and Corey Holt on drums. The songs are awesome, but we still need a singer and bassist. I'm stuck doing triple duty for the recording we're working on. The music is like posi-hardcore/guitar-rock/Jeff&Mark rock.

- Summer is ok so far, i just wish the weather would brighten up a bit, but it seems like it is today. Good.

- Last Friday, i went with a bunch of people from work
to go play paintball. The best thing was that we were still on the pay roll for the entire time we were away. I had never played before, but it was alot of fun. Getting hit didn't hurt quite as much as i thought it would but i still got some nice bruises from it. The most painfull was the one on my nipple. Damn.....

- I saw Alex's band play with Against Me! a little over a week ago. It was great to see AM!, they were a blizast, and Alex's band Adore Remora was also quite fun and awesome...Nice job dude!

- Andrew and I watched the entire first season of Exo-Squad the other day. wow, that show is still extremely phenominal. The 2 of us also had an awesome day the day before that. It was full of golfing, delicious sandwiches, Star Wars, a home-cooked meal, ice cream/frappe, and the best of Alec Baldwin on SNL.

Well i'm going to get back to "work", ha, what a joke.....Later friends.

Sorry this entry is kinda boring, i wasn't in the mood for my rediculous non-sense.

- Death to Hawthorne Heights -

putawaythedope @ 2004-12-13T19:28:00

2004-12-14T00:30:24Z

I'm really glad I saw this from Steve Conradical. I've always been curious about how many of these i've seen.

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IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time
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Rank	Movie	Didn't See It/ Started It/ Finished It/ Hated It!
1	Godfather, The (1972)	Finished It
2	Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)	Finished It
3	Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
4	Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)	Finished It
5	Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)	Finished It
6	Casablanca (1942)
7	Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)	Finished It
8	Schindler's List (1993)
9	Shichinin No Samurai [Seven Samurai] (1954)
10	Star Wars (1977)	Finished It
11	Citizen Kane (1941)	Finished It
12	One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)	Finished It
13	Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
14	Rear Window (1954)
15	Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)	Finished It
16	Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
17	Memento (2000)	Finished It
18	Usual Suspects, The (1995)	Finished It
19	Pulp Fiction (1994)	Finished It
20	North by Northwest (1959)
21	12 Angry Men (1957)
22	Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le [Amelie] (2001)
23	Psycho (1960)
24	Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
25	Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il [The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly] (1966)
26	Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)	Finished It
27	It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
28	Goodfellas (1990)	Finished It
29	American Beauty (1999)	Finished It
30	Vertigo (1958)
31	Sunset Blvd. (1950)
32	Matrix, The (1999)	Finished It
33	Apocalypse Now (1979)
34	Pianist, The (2002)
35	To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
36	C'era una volta il West [Once Upon a Time in the West] (1968)
37	Some Like It Hot (1959)
38	Third Man, The (1949)
39	Taxi Driver (1976)	Finished It
40	Paths of Glory (1957)
41	Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi [Spirited Away] (2001)
42	Fight Club (1999)	Finished It
43	Boot, Das (1981)
44	Double Indemnity (1944)	Finished It
45	L.A. Confidential (1997)	Finished It
46	Chinatown (1974)
47	Singin' in the Rain (1952)
48	Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
49	M (1931)
50	Requiem for a Dream (2000)	Finished It
51	Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)
52	All About Eve (1950)
53	Se7en (1995)	Finished It
54	Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)	Finished It
55	Saving Private Ryan (1998)	Finished It
56	Cidade de Deus [City of God] (2002)
57	Raging Bull (1980)
58	Rashômon (1950)
59	Wizard of Oz, The (1939)	Finished It
60	Sting, The (1973)
61	Alien (1979)	Finished It
62	American History X (1998)	Finished It
63	Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
64	Léon (1994)	Finished It
65	Vita è bella, La [Life is Beautiful] (1997)
66	Touch of Evil (1958)
67	Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
68	2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
69	Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
70	Great Escape, The (1963)
71	Wo hu cang long [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon] (2000)
72	Reservoir Dogs (1992)	Finished It
73	Clockwork Orange, A (1971)	Finished It
74	Amadeus (1984)
75	Modern Times (1936)
76	Ran (1985)
77	Annie Hall (1977)
78	Jaws (1975)	Finished It
79	On the Waterfront (1954)	Finished It
80	Braveheart (1995)	Finished It
81	High Noon (1952)
82	Apartment, The (1960)
83	Fargo (1996)
84	Sixth Sense, The (1999)	Finished It
85	Aliens (1986)	Finished It
86	Shining, The (1980)	Finished It
87	Strangers on a Train (1951)
88	Blade Runner (1982)	Finished It
89	Metropolis (1927)
90	Duck Soup (1933)
91	Finding Nemo (2003)	Finished It
92	Donnie Darko (2001)	Finished It
93	General, The (1927)
94	City Lights (1931)
95	Princess Bride, The (1987)
96	Toy Story 2 (1999)	Finished It
97	Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)	Finished It
98	Great Dictator, The (1940)
99	Sjunde inseglet, Det [The Seventh Seal] (1957)
100	Lola rennt [Run Lola Run] (1998)	Finished It

Which movies have you seen?

Well well well, 42 out of 100 ain't bad. I better get to work on some more of those.

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IMDB's Top 100 Crappy Movies of All Time
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Rank	Movie	Didn't See It/ Started It/ Finished It/ Liked It!
1	Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966)
2	From Justin to Kelly (2003)
3	Future War (1997)
4	Space Mutiny (1988)
5	Troll 2 (1990)	Finished It
6	Eegah (1962)
7	Hobgoblins (1987)
8	Backyard Dogs (2000)
9	Santa with Muscles (1996)
10	Gigli (2003)
11	Going Overboard (1989)
12	Werewolf (1996)
13	Uomo puma, L' (1980)
14	Giant Spider Invasion, The (1975)
15	Glitter (2001)
16	Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
17	Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)	Finished It
18	Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
19	Kazaam (1996)
20	Leonard Part 6 (1987)
21	Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
22	Hercules in New York (1970)
23	Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
24	Baby Geniuses (1999)
25	It's Pat (1994)	Finished It
26	2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
27	Jaws: The Revenge (1987)	Finished It
28	Cool as Ice (1991)
29	Bolero (1984)
30	Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994)	Finished It
31	Mitchell (1975)
32	House of the Dead (2003)
33	Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)	Finished It
34	Teen Wolf Too (1987)	Finished It
35	Smokey and the Bandit III (1983)
36	Vercingétorix (2001)
37	Captain America (1991)	Finished It
38	Steel (1997)
39	Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)	Finished It
40	Cat in the Hat, The (2003)	Finished It
41	Mannequin: On the Move (1991)
42	Rollerball (2002)
43	Ringmaster (1998)
44	Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
45	Master of Disguise, The (2002)
46	Problem Child 2 (1991)	Finished It
47	Spice World (1997)
48	Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)	Finished It
49	Mr. Nanny (1993)	Finished It
50	Cop & 1/2 (1993)	Finished It
51	Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
52	Honey (2003)
53	Street Fighter (1994)	Finished It
54	Jaws 3-D (1983)	Finished It
55	Double Dragon (1994)	Finished It
56	Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)	Finished It
57	Crossroads (2002)
58	Barb Wire (1996)
59	Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
60	Bats (1999/I)	Finished It
61	FeardotCom (2002)	Finished It
62	Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)	Finished It
63	RoboCop 3 (1993)	Finished It
64	Mangler, The (1995)	Finished It
65	Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)	Finished It
66	Iron Eagle II (1988)
67	Best Defense (1984)
68	Mac and Me (1988)
69	Ticker (2001)
70	Grease 2 (1982)
71	Mr. Magoo (1997)
72	Glen or Glenda (1953)
73	Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)	Finished It
74	Mr. Wrong (1996)
75	Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999)
76	Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
77	Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)	Finished It
78	Avengers, The (1998)
79	Jury Duty (1995)	Finished It
80	Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
81	Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
82	Derailed (2002)
83	Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
84	Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)	Finished It
85	Freddy Got Fingered (2001)	Finished It
86	Caddyshack II (1988)
87	Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)	Finished It
88	Omega Code, The (1999)
89	Super Mario Bros. (1993)	Finished It
90	Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)	Finished It
91	Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
92	Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)	Finished It
93	Endless Love (1981)
94	McHale's Navy (1997)	Finished It
95	Nothing But Trouble (1991)
96	On Deadly Ground (1994)	Finished It
97	Kangaroo Jack (2003)
98	Batman & Robin (1997)	Finished It
99	Pet Sematary II (1992)	Finished It
100	Leprechaun (1993)	Finished It

Which Unfortunate movies have you seen?

38 of 100, wow i watch a lot of movies, most of these i saw when i was a lot younger and didnt know any better. The list is missing Halloween 3, but shouldn't include Weekend at Bernies 2. Oh well......

shit on a rock and call it modern art

2004-12-08T18:29:44Z


the offspring is love
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The band??????

weird.

Duely Noting

2004-12-01T03:43:19Z

Hello friends

A great Thanksgiving break deserves some pretty good pictures. If you haven't already, feel free to check them out AT...........

http://community.webshots.com/user/putawaythedope

There's also random shtuff of Alex Myself, and the other dudes doing silly ass things in Keene and whatnot.

I spent all day recording this feel-good-ish song and i think it came out quite super. I have yet to listen to it on anything but headphones, but i'll probably put it on the Applaud or Die purevolume.com site. IM me if you'd like to listen to it before then, i'd appreciate the feedback i guess.

"It's not the dream you came to realize, but the realization that you actually acheived your dream."
-Han Solo-

Done aaaaaaaaand done.

2004-11-16T01:15:29Z

So i finally got to see Strung Out last night, and it was fucking fabulous. Played alot of stuff i didnt think they would. It was a blast and a half. I also saw Love is Red and Saosin. Love is Red were pretty good. Saosin wasn't really my "cup of tea" though. They sounded alot like Coheed....

Back at Keene, Alex is playing with himself and his keyboard. Yes, same time, it's gross.

I'm very excited for this coming Thanksgiving Break. It'll be great to see everyone together again. The Holiday Stroll along with at least one trip to Parker's Maple Barn will only make the whole thing better.

I'm off to do work.

Thong Song ??????

2004-11-06T05:51:42Z

So yes Applaud or Die destroyed both keene state audience members and musicianship alike this past thursday. What Alex and Jeff both forgot to mention was our set list which reads like so..........

"Whoa-Oh" <----- only actual pre-written song played

"Babies with Rabies" <------ no questions needed

"Born on my Birthday, Live till I Die" <----- the ultimate shout out to general toughness

and finally........

"Your Mom Made me Cookies, but Didn't tell You About it" <----- obvious crowd favorite. our guitar's tuning just could not handle it.

In other news,

Everyone should buy Strung Out - "Exile in Oblivion". It's modern music at its best.

Oh yeah, and Saw was quite good, in a mildly disturbing kind of way. Enjoyed it.

Also, I Heart Huckabees is pretty good as well. Probably the most fast paced movie ever. I might have to see it again to really take it all in.

putawaythedope @ 2004-10-11T08:13:00

2004-10-11T15:14:42Z

R.I.P. Christopher Reeve

poor guy

STRAAAAAIIIIIGHT.......

2004-10-07T21:41:26Z

My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marry	wesgreatyo
flower girl	etymon_cicatrix
best man	bluescapegoat
bridesmaid	sheriot6669
you will have your last fling with	j_hard
registrar	dar_lynn
secretly wants to marry you themself	likearock
date of the wedding	June 2, 2015
number of times you do it on your wedding night	24

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Quite possibly the gayest event this millenium....

Well i hope the orderves are "the bomb".....

The things in life that matter least.......

2004-10-04T15:42:27Z

Ok so weird Keene happening of the week THIS week is.........

Last night i was walking to the gym and this guy road by on a bike and said "The world is yoooours..." in a weirdo low voice. I kinda looked back as he passed with an understandably confused look on my face, but the accepted the fact that the world is indeed mine.

But that guy, i tell ya......Seriously...............what an asshole.

ehhhhhhhhh

2004-09-20T15:24:47Z

Who knew?

LAST DAY AT WORK:

2004-08-18T11:14:54Z

So i pretty much just pissed out of my ass several times, and i may do it again. Hopefully not ofcourse, but who knows...

In slightly less distusting news though: This is for any Napoleon Dynomite lovers out there. I believe i came across how they probably came up with his name.

You see.....on the the soundtrack to the movie ET, there is a song called "Accidents Will Happen" that was written and performed by the great Elvis Costello. For some reason though, Mr. Costello did not want to use his normal stage name, so the song is credited under "Napoleon Dynomite". So there you have it.

The world is mine......but the boy is not.....